Indianapolis is kind of like a cream-filled donut. It looks bland until you bite into it. Or maybe it’s more like vegan cheesecake, which looks like cheesecake, but is really bland.
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I don’t know – whatever it is, it involves some bland stuff, like endless parades of cornfields. But the place has it going when it comes to attracting business conventions.
YEAH, that’s what it’s like! A business convention. And we all know that business conventions, while rather bland around noon, can get quite drunken and party-hard after hours.
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